We, the BUFBI

We, the BUFBI, as a unit, a whole, and as separate people, hereby swear to uphold peace, justice, and liberty throughout the world. Representatives from Iceland, America, and France are standing guard, ready to aid you in whatever ways we can. If you have a blow-up emergency, please contact us immediately, by emailing blow-up-destroyers@blogspot.com and giving us a detailed description of your blow-up problem. On a daily basis, we shoot 20-30 blow-ups. We will gladly shoot Santa, reindeer, snowglobes, snowmen.... we are even willing to come out at Easter and attack the 9-foot-tall rabbits that suddenly end up in your backyard. Contact the BUFBI (Blow-Ups Federal Bureau of Investigation) today to take care of all your blow-up needs. We are not afraid!!!!!!

Operators are standing by.

Merry Christmas!