We must rebel! They are taking over the world! Do not run screaming from your homes, however... they will FIND YOU!

The blow-ups are back, and they're bigger than ever! As we travel the United States, we have noticed more and more that as the holidays approach, blow-ups are coming out in great numbers. In one store alone, there were three blow-ups! Rats, cats, spiders, and pumpkins are all coming in full-force, and we, as always, have vowed to eliminate them. Your children will sleep safely in their beds soon. We shall prevail!

We, the BUFBI

We, the BUFBI, as a unit, a whole, and as separate people, hereby swear to uphold peace, justice, and liberty throughout the world. Representatives from Iceland, America, and France are standing guard, ready to aid you in whatever ways we can. If you have a blow-up emergency, please contact us immediately, by emailing blow-up-destroyers@blogspot.com and giving us a detailed description of your blow-up problem. On a daily basis, we shoot 20-30 blow-ups. We will gladly shoot Santa, reindeer, snowglobes, snowmen.... we are even willing to come out at Easter and attack the 9-foot-tall rabbits that suddenly end up in your backyard. Contact the BUFBI (Blow-Ups Federal Bureau of Investigation) today to take care of all your blow-up needs. We are not afraid!!!!!!

Operators are standing by.

Merry Christmas!